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Effective Date: October 26, 2024
Welcome to the illustrious realm of Shyftdog LLC, where we strive to connect medical facilities with healthcare professionals in the most seamless and enchanting manner possible. By using our services, you voluntarily agree to the following terms, which, let’s be honest, you probably won’t read entirely. But for the sake of legal formalities, we present this labyrinth of text for your perusal.
By accessing or using our website and services (collectively, the "Services"), you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not engage with our Services, or seek legal counsel to better understand what you’re missing.
Shyftdog LLC reserves the right to modify these Terms of Service at any time without prior notice. We recommend checking this page frequently. We might even add some amusing anecdotes or fun facts to keep you entertained. Your continued use of our Services after any changes constitute acceptance of those modifications. You may also consider seeking help from a fortune teller for insights on future changes.
You, the esteemed user, are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account information. Please refrain from sharing your login credentials with anyone, including your pet goldfish, who may be eager to explore the wonders of our Services on your behalf. You must notify us immediately if you suspect any unauthorized use of your account, or if your goldfish suddenly develops advanced programming skills.
While we encourage creativity and exploration, there are certain activities we prohibit to maintain the integrity of our platform. These activities include, but are not limited to:
By using our Services, you may have the opportunity to submit content, comments, or feedback (collectively, “User Content”). By submitting User Content, you grant Shyftdog LLC a perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, modify, publish, and distribute such User Content in any and all media, now known or hereafter devised.
Our Services are provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. Shyftdog LLC does not guarantee that our Services will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error-free, much like your morning coffee may not always be brewed to perfection.
In no event shall Shyftdog LLC be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of or inability to use our Services, even if we have been advised of the possibility of such damages. We are just a friendly tech company, after all!
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Your Imagination, without regard to its conflict of law principles. You agree to submit to the personal jurisdiction of the courts located within your daydreams for the resolution of any disputes.
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at info@shyftdog.com. We’d love to hear from you, especially if you have amusing stories or puns to share!
Thank you for being a part of the Shyftdog community! We appreciate your understanding and hope you enjoy our services, even if you choose not to read this document in its entirety.